Newly-elected Tennessee Republican state Rep. Julia Hurley has written an article for the Hooters’ company magazine, saying that her opponents tried and failed to use her time working as a a hooters waitress against her. She says that without Hooters, she “would not be as strong-willed and eager to become successful”.  

- In truth, without Hooters she’d be a guy.  

- Of all the women in the House and Senate I would have put my money on Nancy Pelosi as having been a Hooters girl. 

- This explains all the drooling from Democrats when she “reaches across the aisle”.