A Pennsylvania man placed an obiturary in his local newspaper for his mother. Only problem was, his mother turned up at the newspaper office in Pennsylvania after the obit was published to explain that she was very much alive. Turns out her 45 year old son, Scott Bennett, was so desperate to get some paid time-off from his job, he faked the death notice.  He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. 

- His mom immediately bailed him out, then put him in a Time Out!

- I’d love to be a fly on a wall at the Bennett’s come Christmas morning. 

- He should have published his own obituary… He never would have turned himself in!