Lindsay Lohan completed her 300 day jail sentence for probation violation in less than 300 MINUTES.  Her sentence was reduced due to overcrowding.  She arrived around 8:30 p.m.  and was released at 1:30 a.m. Still, Lindsay has told friends that the 4 1/2 hours she spent in prison were “a real wake up call” and that jail was “cold” and “scary” and one of the worst places she’s ever been. 

- Those were the same words used by Mrs. Vlad the Impaler after her wedding night with Vlad.   

- Lindsay was reportedly shocked when she found out the jail didn’t have a liquor license.