Yesterday, an LA judge sentenced Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, to the maximum four years in jail for involuntary manslaughter, calling him a disgrace to the medical profession. Due to California rules, he’ll serve his time in the LA County Jail - where most celebs go - and not a federal prison.
- Lindsay Lohan was totally pumped, saying she can’t wait to get arrested again so she can try Propofol!
- So Conrad Murray took it on the chin, as opposed to Michael Jackson who took it on several dozen different noses.
- Now that Jack Kevorkian is gone, Conrad Murray will now be known as “Dr. Death - The Sequel”.