“Black Friday” and “Black Friday Weekend” both set sales records in the billions - good news for retailers. But there was bad news in several places when bargain-crazed mobs of shoppers shoved each other and turned violent.  In Oregon, women got into a catfight over lingerie at Victoria’s Secret, and in LA a woman pepper sprayed about 20 other Walmart customers to get ahead in line for discounted Xbox 360 sets.

- The woman said she got the idea from the Bible when the Three Wise Men brought, “Gold, Pepper Spray, and Myrrh”. 

- You never hear about this kind of stuff happening at the “Hickory Farms Summer Sausage & Cheese Sampler” Stand at the mall.

- One man who witnessed the catfight at Victoria Secret said, “It IS The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!”