Students at a school in a small town in Sweden complained that the cafeteria food was inedible, so the lunch ladies offered them pancakes instead.  When those were served still frozen in the middle, more complaints rolled in.  One lunch lady got so fed up with the criticism, she took off her apron, unzipped her pants, and began rubbing up and down on a pole like a pole dancer.  An official said that was not acceptable behavior, but she just kept on dancing.  

- The students were really impressed with her tater tots.  

- Here’s an idea, instead of rubbing up and down on the pole, why not just put the pancakes in the microwave?