Yesterday, Rick Perry unveiled the most radical reform program of the GOP candidates yet. His proposals include the now famous “eliminating the Departments of Education, Commerce and… uhhhhhhh… Energy. Oops!”, ending lifetime appointments for federal judges, and partially privatizing airport security. 

- Don’t most of us get “privatized” everytime we go through airport security already?  

Perry said Washington has gotten so off track, it can’t be fixed; it’s got to be uprooted, dismantled, replaced and rebuilt. 

- Even if you don’t agree with him, you have to give him credit for remembering all four of those words! 

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