Clare Ormiston of England recently turned 100, so her family asked what special thing she wanted for her party. They suggested a string quartet but Clare had another idea: she wanted a male stripper. They thought she was joking but she said, “You think I’m old don’t you? But I’m just coming out.” So last Friday they hired a stripper named Scorpion to go to her nursing home and peel down to a G-string. Clare said, “I enjoyed that. It definitely put a smile on my face.”
- Unfortunately it also put a clot in her left ventricle.
- “Scorpion” said the hardest part was when she kept insisting on putting pennies in his G-string.
- It runs in the family… when her late husband turned 90, he got a “Gramp Stamp”.