Over the weekend, a star-studded charity rock concert was held at the Hollywood Bowl for Bill Clinton’s 65th birthday.  It included a steamy Marilyn Monroe-like “Happy Birthday to You” from Lady Gaga to Clinton and his “hot wife,” Hillary.  She also changed the words to her hit, “Bad Romance” to “Bill Romance”.  Clinton said, “I am the only person in history who got to be president, who then had a post-presidential birthday party attended by both Lady Gaga and the Secretary of State.”

- Although LBJ once had a party attended by his wife Lady Byrd and was serenaded by J. Edgar Hoover dressed in drag. 

- After the show, Hillary allegedly told Gaga, “I knew Marilyn Monroe, and you, Lady, are no Marilyn Monroe.”

Bill also added that he was afraid that Lady Gaga’s provocative performance was going to give him a heart attack. 

- To which Hillary added, “I’ve got my fingers crossed!” 

- Al Gore said the performance was so hot Lady Gaga should be fined for increasing Global Warming.