Yesterday, the FBI announced that a year-long investigation into the hacking of celebrities phones and email resulted in the arrest of 35-year-old Christopher Chaney of Florida. He’s charged with 25 counts including identity theft and unauthorized access to the computers and phones of 50 victims. Among his alleged crimes were the Internet release of private nude photos of Scarlett Johansson. He could face up to 121 years in jail, but for now has been ordered to avoid the Internet and live with his parents.  

- I have a feeling he’s already been living in his parent’s basement for years.  

- Chaney vows to fight the charges… by hacking into the Judges phone and threatening to release naked photos of him on the Internet. 

- Remember the good old days when nobody could hack into your Poloroid camera and steal the nude photos you took of yourself?  

- Anthony Weiner immediately said, “That’s the guy! I told you it was a hacker!”