Paul McCartney got married for the third time Sunday, this time to American heiress Nancy Shevell.  It was a modest ceremony at the same London register office where he married his first wife, Linda.  His second marriage, to Heather Mills, was at a lavish ceremoney in Ireland that was estimated to cost $3 million.  Four years later, thier divorce cost Paul another $38 million.  Tabloids claimed that Paul wrote a special song for his new bride and planned to debut it at the reception.  

- It’s titled: “When I’m 84”. 

- The new Mrs. McCartney is a mega-millionaire in her own right, so Paul figures she’s already got a leg up on Heather. 

- Paul is 69, while Nancy is 51.  She registered for china and he registered for Viagra.  

- After an extended honeymoon, Paul plans on a series of concerts he’s dubbed “The Lipi-Tour”.  

- The only other Beatle who’s still alive was part of this ceremony.  He was the “Ringo” bearer.  

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