Police in Kretzyn, Poland, stopped a 54 year old man who was three times over the drunk driving limit and were stunned to find that he had a live goat for a passenger.  He told the cops he’d been lonely and gone to a friend’s farm to meet a female goat.  He had a few vodkas to “break the ice” and after a few more, decided to take the goat out on a date.  He may face prison time.

- I’d love to be a fly on the wall the first time an inmate asks him, “So whataya in for?”

- The man insisted there was no sex… Apparently he was willing but the goat was sheepish.

- If you really want to romance a farm animal, you should try putting perfume on a pig!


Have a great day and I’ll see you right back here tomorrow!

- Dick