#9…As we speak, my wife Gail is fanning me while I relax in my hammock.
#8…When the Heat Index is over 90 degrees; I can’t watch any movies starring Ashley Judd or Jamie Lee Curtis.
#7…I get out the blender and make a nice Salmon Blizzard. (Careful, watch for the bones)
#6…I get my grandkids’ Slip & Slide out and slide from one end of my backyard to the other. (I hope the kids don’t come over until I’m done using it)
#5…I go to the nearest 7-11 and stick my head under the Slurpee spout. (I heard some stores actually carry De-Café Diet Coke Slurpees!)
#4…I put on my Speedo and run through the fountain at Hart Plaza.
#3…I stick my head out of my car window like my dogs used to do.
#2…I fill my Sleep Number Bed air chambers with cold water. (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME…IT’S ONLY A JOKE)
And the #1 way I’m keeping cool?…I put on some nice Christmas Music! “Tis the season to be sweating, fa la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!”
STAY COOL AND SEE YOU AGAIN TOMORROW, HOPEFULLY WITH LESS HUMIDITY AND MORE LEVITY!!!