Celebrity Butt News…
Arthur and Ann Kelly of New Jersey officially ended their marriage Tuesday, turning the divorce terms over to an arbitrator, after Bruce Springsteen allegedly came between them. Arthur a high-paid mortgage broker claims that his wife Ann – a 45 year-old mother of two, became mistress of “The Boss” after joining the same glitzy gym Springsteen belongs to. Although it’s never been confirmed, it’s claimed the two started “canoodling” after Bruce told Ann she had the “nicest ass” in the gym…
Our own Jackie’s not buying this story… During her time in New York, she was a member of the very same gym and says quote, “Bruce has the nicest ass on the planet”.
Meanwhile in Hollywood, word has it that after hearing about her break-up with Jim Carrey via Twitter, Actress/ Model Jenny McCarthy called Carrey the “Biggest Ass” on the planet.
And from the Japanese – who seem to have a thing for robots – comes news that they have perfected the most lifelike female automatron ever. “Geminoid” as she’s called, is not only pretty, but can actually smile.
Her mechanical boyfriend was recently quoted as saying, “Of all the female robots I’ve known, she has the nicest robutt in the lab”.
(Admit it… You thought we were going to say “ass” again)